[An otaku. Help. He can turn it off, but he'd have to put some thought into his words like I have to put thought into his old english--]

Oh... That is most unfortunate to hear. [He's from the land of nerds, what do you mean there is no schooling?!] 'Tis of little consolation, but thou wouldst likely not learn of this dialect during general education outside of classes focused on literature, and 'twould be used for historical purposes.

[Not for like, practical application. It's a dead dialect, after all.

As for a follow-up truth...hmmmm.]

Dost thou have a favorite story? Fable or otherwise, it matters not.