[Ah, the grimace of a man who's been deprived of MacTunald's (forbidden) for entirely too long and thus has started hallucinating the reverse flow of fish upstream and possibly reverted to the mentality of a bear on steroids. No, wait, that's salmon.]

I mean, I think back home they can either become vampires or ghouls... I don't think we had a third option.

[But he gives a sigh of relief!! It's nice to know that they only have slight(??) hanger on their hands.]

If the whole manor turned into ghouls I'd have to become homeless already... We should have an emergency plan for these things.