Vampires are awful. Full stop.

( NO vampire apologism or nuance in this house!!!! )

I don't know about "magical." Malice said they can't normally use magic... and we're just cursed. I'd consider us incompatible with the type of magic here... given vampires lose their feelings with time.

( so much for casting with the heart... )

... We were probably summoned by mistake. Another sign of things being wrong, I guess.