[That's more like it. A moment of silence for the vampire while he conjures up his, frankly, badass broom. Akira's blood is safe for another day, but the Easties? Good fuckin' luck fam.

Seeing Mika's broom fully manifested, Akira gives an impressed whistle.]

Not bad. Not bad at all. [...A whistle and an amused little chuckle.] I wouldn't have pegged you for the romantic type. Or maybe it's more like...

[Sharp thorns, twisted black metal. All of it screams BDSM.]

Actually? Never mind that. Congrats on the broom.