Well it wasn't his teeth that were sharp, but I've dealt with something similar before.

[ casually. as for the drink: ]

You can't, but I'm trying to be optimistic. [ that's a joke maybe, he is not the type of person to look on the bright side. but he needs to get his fix somewhere here. ]

Not in several years. I used to get it back home during my training, or at least something similar. I prefer the real thing, but there's an extreme lack of vending machines here.