[He stays flopped on the ground, because he totally has an excuse not to get up right now. Rubs his eye a little bit.]

Don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that happened when I accidentally looked into the sun.

[Which you're not supposed to do, but everyone has their moments.]

And I don't have a history of eye problems, so that's the only thing I can think of. Ahh, I might have to hole up in a tower like a vampire...