[Sports ball? Lol no thank you. He'll take a book any day of the week, sir.]

Hahah -- You don't think there would be more interesting things to talk about than beer and sports? Ah well. I'm sorry to say that I've never really met anyone claiming to be a person from scripture. Not honestly, anyway.

You have a colorful imagination, Akira. Hopefully that doesn't get you into too much trouble.