...I beg your pardon?

[Who is this sassy lost child that has become stove police... really, someone needs to teach him some manners!

A sigh escapes him as he watches the fire die down, kneeling down to observe what remains of the charred logs and ash so he doesn't have to watch Shinji scrape all his hard work off into a wash basin. What a waste.]

All cooking needs some experimentation. And of course I would eat it. I'd never make something for others that I wasn't proud of creating.