[Clearly grinding his tolerance for absurdity will make him a better wizard. We know this because of our learnings (ignore the fact that we're not learning shit).]

So, what, did he throw a bunch of his jewelry out there? The guy's surprisingly stylish in his own way...

[Like, he thinks it's a little much! But it goes with the attitude! And maybe they can keep the jewelry after (optimism at its finest). But maybe that's the motivation he needs to...!

BOOMF. There's a bigger broom now. Actually, it's bigger than Cid is tall. The bristles are hitting the ceiling while the broom handle is maybe like a centimeter wide. Hey, it's better than the last attempt. It's more broom-shaped. And shinier, like he might have been thinking about jewels while making it. Ignore that part.]

Oh, it worked. Don't think I can ride this anywhere, but it's a start.