I'm not that heavy, so technically I could get by with half a broom, but... I've still got work to do.

[He pokes at the handle of the broom and it bends in a rather unnatural way, probably because of the way it's stuck awkwardly against the ceiling and the floor.]

It helps to have motivation, though!

[Just don't ask about the motivation. Ahem.]

But y'know... can you make one? Maybe we can both fit on one broom... and it'll go faster...

[............... maybe he was here to mooch all along.]