( This... is weird. It's not wrong, but it feels wrong??? And he can't tell if that challenges his perspective on what vampires are "like" when viewing vampires from Malice's world or not??? )

So you're like. what. vultures? Just a weird species that eats a weird thing... naturally?

( Hey, evolution: why,

Mika shrugs like that means something??? )

Where I'm from, the process of turning you into a vampire technically kills you. I don't have a heartbeat or anything. I'm undead. Like a zombie. Just cursed worse. Do you have normal body functions?