If it weren't in the kitchen already, hell knows if I'd try eating half that stuff. Not too thrilled about the concept of glowing rice.

[ Or Feels Like Rice™, as the containers like to say. Luckily, a (hesitant) preliminary taste-test proved it at least tastes largely the same. He can work with that.

The question, however, earns a grimace. ]

You know how many mouths that is to feed? Makin' three meals a day, on top of it? I'm fine with cooking for myself, but why should I feed everyone else...they're not my problem.

[ Is what he says now. But give it a while of Kitchen Disasters and Poor Nutrition and he'll probably cave. ]