[He feels so cool, shaking hands instead of exchanging bows, but you know what? After he's given Bruno's hand a firm shake, Akira throws in the two-for-one special and dips into a casual bow as well.]

Weird's putting it mildly. I've been in some weird situations, but I've never been kidnapped before. This your first time too?

[Talking about kidnapping as casually as old timers chat about the weather, that's Akira.]