[ If Day knew about Solomon he'd sympathize, at least. ]

Heh, yeah. Sounds like you already have experience with that.

There's someone I live with back home who's got a...condition. [ He guesses that's the most harmless way of phrasing "undead being". ] Can't taste anything, so her only measures for good food are spiciness and texture. And she can eat grown men under the table when it comes to spicy food.

[ It is not hard to figure out what happens whenever she's allowed to cook. ]