Ah? For all you know we could be sitting on the back of a divine whale or something. But still, hmm...

[It probably should be something like Anti-Moon Defense Force or whatever regardless, but who names things that. It would have to be something more boring... or more magical?? Whatever.

He flaps a hand and half-grins.]

It's not defecting if I ain't signed up in the first place! I don't wanna get eaten by the moon!