Vampires suck.

[...was that pun intentional??? well he moves on quickly enough.]

Sure, there are some humans who are crap too, but vampires? Almost all of 'em act all high an' mighty an' are willin' to do anythin' for power. They don't look out for their own an' see other vampires as a threat more often than not. An' don't get me started on the nobles, they're a whole other world of stupid.

[He waves his good hand at that, clearly annoyed.]