[Phil is about the exact opposite of relaxed at the moment... he is managing to both feel incredibly inadequate about his own physique and have a Bisexual Crisis at the same time, RIP.]
And that is why I came here in the first place...
[... he still isn't taking the bathrobe off, though. It may take a bit more coaxing to make that happen because alas, he is in fact Shy about these kinds of things.]
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[Phil is about the exact opposite of relaxed at the moment... he is managing to both feel incredibly inadequate about his own physique and have a Bisexual Crisis at the same time, RIP.]
And that is why I came here in the first place...
[... he still isn't taking the bathrobe off, though. It may take a bit more coaxing to make that happen because alas, he is in fact Shy about these kinds of things.]