You're tellin' me... I thought Laz was going to go ahead and actually set us on fire. Close enough.

[He may or may not have done more ill-advised things with magic since getting here. But that's between him, hat tricks and the spirits reading this.

Still, it's only half a complaint, even though his tone exaggerates it entirely -- formal training's only served "Cid Kagenou" and not much else, and while that's necessary as anything...]

You'd think nobody around here ever properly trained a wizard before?

[There aren't even any books........... though he doesn't voice that part.]