It shouldn't be your job to tell people how to fix their lives anyway.

[And anyone who thinks otherwise can kiss his boney twink ass.]

You can't fix going bald, but you can fix how you deal with the fallout. The... hair falling out. See where I'm going with this?

[If you're Akira, you can literally change people from the inside out, but that's neither here nor there. Mementos, as far as he knows, doesn't exist in a place like this.]

At the end of the day, the only thing people can control is themselves. If anyone gives you shit here for your badass power, I'll deal with them.