akira "nasty crimeboy" kurusu (
jokey) wrote in
lunaecalamitas2024-05-20 10:33 pm
LET'S ROLL.

GET YOUR PON ON
"Come, give me a spin. Who knows what you'll win?"
You don't know when and you don't know why, but a mysterious wooden gachapon machine has found its way into the manor's courtyard. It beckons to you in a distinctly Microsoft Samlike voice, urging you to come and insert your hard-earned money and give its wooden knob a spin. Within the machine are a series of glass balls that, when broken, reveal a highly detailed, hand-carved figurine of you and your closest wizard pals.
Every character in the game, NPCs included, have their own unique figure, but these are no mere decorations. These figures are intended for use in a game called Super Mage Wars. Each character has their own unique class and a cheeky little description to match. Each character also has a common, rare, super rare, and ultra rare variant, so if you're a serious fan of Insert Character Here, you better get ready to whale.
RULES:
1. You can spin five times per week. Use up all your spins at once or use them throughout the week. Spins reset Sunday at 12am EST.
2. Roll a 1d27 and 1d4 for each spin. Post results below. Make a toplevel for your character to keep things neat!
3. ???
4. profit
Please assume for all intents and purposes that Akira and Robin have explained the rules of Super Mage Wars because we'd probably go insane actually giving this game its own ruleset. Basically, it's "what if Fire Emblem but a chess-like board game variant?"
Play amongst yourselves or simply collect figures of your homies just for funsies. There is no wrong way to Super Mage Wars.

TATARA
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Roll 2: 5, 3
Roll 3: 26, 1
Roll 4: 25, 4
Roll 5: 22, 2
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A rare Comet, the Bishop! Is that a rabbit on the moon...? Upon closer inspection, it's a Comet on the moon! You can count on them to heal you in a pinch.
A Super Rare Cid, the Dread Fighter! Beware the shadows, for you never know who might walk with you... Aw, but this figurine seems kind of cute despite the burning gaze, doesn't it?
A common Mòrag, the Wyvern Lord! A figurine of a fierce wyvern and its austere-seeming rider. Somehow, the hall monitor vibes come through even in woodcraft...
An Ultra Rare Khun, the Wyvern Knight! Oww! This cute little figurine of our resident Khun has some very sharp edges on it. You never know when he might take a stab at you...
A rare Maya, the Falcon Knight! This just in: Maya Amano's flying in to report on the latest scoop. Anyone heard any hot goss lately?
You have zero pulls remaining this week. Come back next week!
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Roll 2: 21, 4
Roll 3: 13, 2
Roll 4: 20, 2
Roll 5: 20, 3
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A common Ahito, the War Cleric. Surely the dark glasses make it clear who this is meant to represent, no? Either way, he'll probably still heal you— even if he's not quite impressed with you.
An ultra rare Mikaela, the Dark Knight. He is the night, he is vengeance, he is— whoops, wrong franchise. Wait, what do you mean this figure isn't that type of vampire? How is this joke about a dark knight supposed to land now?
A rare Jing Yuan, the Paladin. An impressive figure riding astride a noble mount, to strike awe in the hearts of many a would-be foe. ... Wait, is it sleeping?
A rare Malice, the Dracul. This guy really sucks (affectionate). Holding this intricately carved figurine of Malice makes you feel like your brain-to-mouth filter is actively deteriorating.
A super rare Malice, the Dracul. This guy really sucks (affectionate). Holding this intricately carved figurine of Malice makes you feel like your brain-to-mouth filter is actively deteriorating.
You have zero pulls remaining this week. Come back next week!
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Roll 2: 3, 4
Roll 3: 7, 2
Roll 4: 9, 1
Roll 5: 7, 2
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An Ultra Rare Solomon, the Sorcerer! Even beneath the striking jackal's head and cowl, this figure's easy smile speaks of many an untold secret... You don't think it might get cold like that?
An Ultra Rare G'raha, the Cat! It's a cat! It's a wizard! It's a cat wizard, robes, silly hat, staff, and all! You know, like, nya?
A rare Urianger, the Diviner! Consult the stars... or this mysterious wooden token's carefully carved cards, hm? Perhaps they'll tell you of your luck yet to come in the gacha...
A common Yodarha, the Trueblade! Twin katana in hand, this stout figure is ready to fish for some crits! ... And some actual fish as well, judging by the fishing rod on its back!
A rare Urianger, the Diviner! Consult the stars... or this mysterious wooden token's carefully carved cards, hm? Perhaps they'll tell you of your luck yet to come in the gacha...
You have zero pulls remaining this week. Come back next week!
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Roll 2: 5, 2
Roll 3: 23, 3
Roll 4: 26, 3
Roll 5: 24, 3
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A rare Ahito, the War Cleric. Surely the dark glasses make it clear who this is meant to represent, no? Either way, he'll probably still heal you— even if he's not quite impressed with you.
A rare Cid, the Dread Fighter. Beware the shadows, for you never know who might walk with you... Aw, but this figurine seems kind of cute despite the burning gaze, doesn't it?
A super rare Shinjiro, the War Master. With its dour expression, sleepless gaze, and—very important—black beanie, there can be no doubt of who this figurine is meant to represent.
A super rare Morag, the Wyvern Lord. A figurine of a fierce wyvern and its austere-seeming rider. Somehow, the hall monitor vibes come through even in woodcraft...
A super rare Phil, the Priestess. A sickly man with a nervous disposition represented perfectly in a figure with a permanently worried brow. Don't yell at him, he'll cry.
You have zero pulls remaining this week. Come back next week!
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Roll 2: 17, 4
Roll 3: 21, 3
Roll 4: 20, 3
Roll 5: 24, 1
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An ultra rare Maya, the Falcon Knight. This just in: Maya Amano's flying in to report on the latest scoop. Anyone heard any hot goss lately?
An ultra rare Solomon, the Sorcerer. Even beneath the striking jackal's head and cowl, this figure's easy smile speaks of many an untold secret... You don't think it might get cold like that?
A super rare Mikaela, the Dark Knight. He is the night, he is vengeance, he is— whoops, wrong franchise. Wait, what do you mean this figure isn't that type of vampire? How is this joke about a dark knight supposed to land now?
A super rare Malice, the Dracul. This guy really sucks (affectionate). Holding this intricately carved figurine of Malice makes you feel like your brain-to-mouth filter is actively deteriorating.
A common Phil, the Priestess. A sickly man with a nervous disposition represented perfectly in a figure with a permanently worried brow. Don't yell at him, he'll cry.
You have zero pulls remaining this week. Come back next week!