Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Out Of Me etc. etc.

[dyingtohealyou]

[Characters passing by the bulletin board may notice a new message tacked to it!]

Drinking party at the bar at 8pm. Under 21 only. Adults will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Fun and games included, party hats optional. Don’t be late!

[Sure enough, there’s a gathering of teens (and maybe some not-so-teens?) to be found in the bar! While the posting mentions this is a teen only event, adults are in fact allowed as long as they are cool. OOCLY please be aware there are going to be teens drinking alcohol and possibly smoking! Also additionally, please let the teens/players have fun; again, adults are allowed but only if they’re cool enough to play along without snitching them out!

All party game top levels are going to be made under Ahito’s account but please assume ICly that Akira instigated/explained them! Once the game toplevels are up you can also post your own toplevels to mingle freely if you like IDK IT’S A PARTY HAVE FUN]

Comments

[dyingtohealyou]

...Huh?

[jokey]

You heard me. I shot the guy right in the face and saved Japan.

[dyingtohealyou]

How do you even end up in that kind of situation???

[jokey]

It all started when I got arrested for assault.

[dyingtohealyou]

How did getting arrested for assault end with you killing a god?!

[jokey]

It's a loooooong story. You got three hours?

[dyingtohealyou]

...You know what? Sure. Tell me all about it.

[Safety from the rest of the game at the price of your life story, let's go.]

[jokey]

[Damn, he was really hoping Ahito would pass on the life story. Fine then!!]

I can't tell you everything. The long and short of it is that the God of Control sits at the center of human consciousness. You know how people don't like being controlled? I had the power to put a stop to it.

People should be the ones to choose how they live their lives, not some omnipotent douchebag.

[dyingtohealyou]

And here I almost got my hopes up.

Why did you have the power, specifically?

[jokey]

You'd have to ask the universe.

[Hope you weren't expecting real, logical answers to your question, buddy.]

I was chosen. That's all I can tell you. I'd like to think it was because of my sharp wit and killer looks.

[dyingtohealyou]

[Universe also has bad taste, noted.]

Your luck's all over the place, isn't it?

[jokey]

What do you mean? I'm not disagreeing with you, but elaborate.

[dyingtohealyou]

You got framed for assault, but you also got picked by the universe to have the power to fight against a god?

I can't tell if that's good or bad luck, honestly.

[jokey]

Eh. A little bit of good, a little bit of bad. That's just life, isn't it?

[dyingtohealyou]

That's more than a little. That's like extremes all the way.

[impacter]

[yay thats his pseudo-apprentice yay he's so proud :)]

[shadowkin]

Isn't the god of control kind of an oxymoron.

[Some questions bear asking. He's totally like, whoaaaa but also you really have to have better lead-in for this kind of thing or your audience is just going to spend the next three hours being goldfish.]

[jokey]

[Akira shrugs.]

His words, not mine. I would've chosen a cooler name if I were a god, but that's just me.

[shadowkin]

A cooler name.......

[Visibly flashbacking to the incantation sesh....]

[jokey]

[Nods firmly!!]

Yeah. Something slick and badass like the God of Stolen Hearts. You know that's cool.