Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Out Of Me etc. etc.

[dyingtohealyou]

[Characters passing by the bulletin board may notice a new message tacked to it!]

Drinking party at the bar at 8pm. Under 21 only. Adults will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Fun and games included, party hats optional. Don’t be late!

[Sure enough, there’s a gathering of teens (and maybe some not-so-teens?) to be found in the bar! While the posting mentions this is a teen only event, adults are in fact allowed as long as they are cool. OOCLY please be aware there are going to be teens drinking alcohol and possibly smoking! Also additionally, please let the teens/players have fun; again, adults are allowed but only if they’re cool enough to play along without snitching them out!

All party game top levels are going to be made under Ahito’s account but please assume ICly that Akira instigated/explained them! Once the game toplevels are up you can also post your own toplevels to mingle freely if you like IDK IT’S A PARTY HAVE FUN]

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[divineth]

[Good, because he very well might request this more often off-screen so as to spare Ray.]

Be still, my heart. [An internal musing given a voice. He simply can't help himself.] Thou must needs not restrain thyself if thou wishest to visit me. I shall gladly speak words of encouragement unto thee from mine own lips.

[Does he realize the full extent of what he's inviting here? Probably not. But that'll be his problem if it happens.]

[leewards]

Thou wouldst reward me for being a layabout? [Ithaqua places his chin on Urianger's shoulder. Perhaps he could just lay about the man's bed forever, then.]

Thy offer is too tempting, what would ever happen to me if mine hands cannot accomplish what my mind has conjured?

[divineth]

[With a chuckle,]

A layabout? Thou art nothing of the sort. Thy hands are continuously busy. But even the most diligent of workers are not beyond blockage of ingenuity.

[Boy is he going to be surprised when he finds out there's a salacious edge to all of this. For a well-studied literature fanatic, he is doing a bad job of reading between the lines.]

[leewards]

[Now Ithaqua nuzzles Urianger's cheek, purring:]

Were I in danger of idle hands... wilt thou be my muse?

[divineth]

[Oh...purring...

He has to think about it for a moment, mostly because the prospect is surprising to him.]

If thou deemest me worthy, then who am I to refuse?

[leewards]

[Ithaqua is a cat at this point, nuzzling him to show affection. At the very least he has no scent glands to mark his territory with.]

Thou art worthy of the world under our feet, and the one thy was born in. The product of these hands of mine, how would they ever compare?

[divineth]

[Such well-worded poetry, and all for him? How can he not lean in for a kiss after that?]

Thy words doth flatter me, dearest Ithaqua.

[leewards]

[Ohh? A kiss? Whatever happened to his bashfulness over excessive affection in public?

Not that Ithaqua is complaining, laughing softly as he accepts that kiss. Just a peck, to preserve their privacy. No one is allowed to see Urianger in a vulnerable state but Ithaqua.]

Flattery? Nay. Why must I resort to such a thing, when faced with such a visage?

[divineth]

[Blame it on the charm preventing him from holding back his most honest reaction.]

Thou hast a point... Thou needst not curry favor with that which is already thine.

[leewards]

That thou wouldst call thyself mine... There is no greater honour. [Ithaqua rubs Urianger's arm.]

Pray, what more would thou be willing to call me?

[divineth]

Why would I not? 'Tis the truth.

[And he doesn't even need the honest charm's help for that one.

As for what he would call Ithaqua...he thoughtfully hums to himself for a moment.]

My significant other. My lover. My sun, moon and stars.

[God help everyone around them.]

[leewards]

[What is a creature to do when faced with this sort of adoration? Ignore words-- he smiles brightly, and rubs his cheek against Urianger's like an appreciative cat.]

[divineth]

[Heheh, success. Urianger smiles and leans into it.]

'Twas a fine idea to join this gathering, though it may have not originally been intended for us.

[He feels like a rebel...which is funny considering it's the teens who are actually rebelling here.]

[leewards]

A diversion is not merely for the youth. [As if he's not barely out of that stage himself. Just a few years these kids' senior.]

For thy purposes... scarce have I seen such a smile on thy face.

[Urianger is just such a worrier.]

[divineth]

Be that as it may, I would not want to make this uncomfortable for them.

[Though there's a good chance he's doing that anyway with how disgustingly saccharine he's being. Oh well.]

Verily? Hm... That could be due to this gathering relieving me of the pressure of outside stressors. The life of a wizard is not an easy one.

[He is such a worrier.]

[leewards]

[Ithaqua chuckles, and rubs his cheek on Urianger's shoulder.]

Nay. Thou art merely the sort of man who hath much to offer to those around him, and leave little for himself.

[If at all.]

[divineth]

I- I hesitate to say that much...

[He's felt so selfish in the past. He's not really overdoing it in the other direction here, is he?]

[leewards]

Mm~ I beg to differ.

However, thou art mine-- as long as thy efforts are given unti me, I shall graciously accept them.

[divineth]

[Mmmmngh he's going to have to relent, isn't he? And maybe reflect on this a bit later.]

And be given they shall. Full glad am I to know that they shall be in good hands.

[leewards]

I value what is mine, Urianger. [He rubs his lover's hand, playing with his fingers more.] But thou art not an object, nor are thine efforts separate from these hands.

Urianger Augerelt's whole is mine to be treated as precious.