lunaecalamitas | this day should be for me

[ have you ever heard a dragon snort? would you like to?

turns out it sounds something like this: snrrrk-hfff, and it represents exactly the same kind of sentiment as it would in a human. ]

Mʏ, ᴅᴏ ᴡᴇ ғᴇᴇʟ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀs ᴡʜᴏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴇxɪsᴛᴇᴅ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ's sᴋɪᴇs ғᴏʀ ... ʜᴍᴍ, ᴏɴʟʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴡᴏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀ ʜᴀʟғ ᴍᴏᴏɴs ɴᴏᴡ?

[ feeling threatened by the new kids on the block? should he be insulted or amused by this show of dominance?

definitely amused. hmm, is this one of those types who's used to relying on sheer overwhelming strength...? ]

Aɴᴅ ᴡʜʏ ᴍᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀɴʏ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ʜᴇʀᴇ, ʜᴍ?

[ he's just sitting like a very polite dragon. ]

Edited 2024-06-26 02:01 (UTC)

[ You goad (?) Mithra, but the words simply float through the empty space that is his head. ]

I want to fight you.

[ Instead, he's simply a boy with dinosaur decorations all over his room who sees a big creature and thinks That looks sick as fuck, I want to punch it (it's his Northern affinity that tells him he'll win). ]

[ he tilts his head, then stretches out a bit, just the middle set of wings. ]

I'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴛᴏ ᴏʙʟɪɢᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀᴛ sᴏᴍᴇ ʟᴀᴛᴇʀ ᴛɪᴍᴇ. Pᴇʀʜᴀᴘs ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴᴏʀ ʙᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴜs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ Cᴀʟᴀᴍɪᴛʏ's ᴅᴇsᴄᴇɴᴛ ᴀᴘᴘᴀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ғᴀʀ ᴏғғ.

[ sure you know what, he wants to fight too. come get him, big boy. he might be new to this world but at least he'll make someone bleed for their win (this is the Northern affinity talking). ]

Edited (when *is* the calamity anyway,) 2024-06-26 02:22 (UTC)

[ There's the tiniest shift in that deadpan look on Mithra's face. His eyes seem to gleam brightly for a moment, and his cheeks lift ever so slightly to crease his eyes. ]

Yay.

[ Consider this match scheduled for Soon(tm)! ]

[:ithapeek:]

Don't do it here. Do it up North. These grounds won't stand yet another damn fight.

[ ? ]

Why not? I fight at the manor all the time.

[He puts his hands on his hips.]

I would like to not have to deal with crashing and banging outside when I'm trying to sleep. Or perhaps even the manor tumbling down once more because you became too rowdy.

Oᴜʀ ᴇʀsᴛᴡʜɪʟᴇ Sᴀɢᴇ ʜᴀs ɪᴍᴘʟɪᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴᴏʀ's sᴜʀᴠɪᴠᴇᴅ ᴘʟᴇɴᴛʏ ᴏғ ᴡɪᴢᴀʀᴅs sᴏ̨ᴜᴀʙʙʟɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ɪᴛs ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅs ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ғɪʀsᴛ ɢᴏᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ.

[The exact same answer he gave Mithra:]

I would like to not have to deal with crashing and banging outside when I'm trying to sleep. Or perhaps even the manor tumbling down once more because you became too rowdy.

Hᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴏsᴛ ᴏғ ᴜs sᴏᴜɴᴅᴘʀᴏᴏғᴇᴅ ᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴀʟʟs ʙʏ ɴᴏᴡ? Sᴜʀᴇʟʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ.

[ no comment on the second part. if only he could bat at the manor the way a cat does with things on high shelves... ]

If my room were not soundproofed, the entire manor would have heard of my escapades by now. [Places his hands on his hips.]

And not a comment about the second point, I see.

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[ huh. you do you(r boyfriend, apparently), itha. as for the comment about comments: ]

Nᴏᴛ ᴀ sɪɴɢʟᴇ ᴏɴᴇ.

[ toppling ylisstol castle was more or less just a cat doing as cats do, after all... ]

[Making potions isn't quiet either, tbh]

At least you understand that. Thus, do not fight our predecessor on manor grounds or I will bury everyone under a blizzard.

Yᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ғɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴅᴏ ʟᴇss ᴛᴏ ᴅɪssᴜᴀᴅᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ?

[ sometimes, you wake up and choose the decisions that are most likely to create problems. just because you can, and because it's funny. ]

[Raises a finger. He will do it if Robin does it.

Robin really shouldn't be goading the youngest immortal North like this.]

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leewards - 2024-06-28 16:30 (UTC) - Expand

I kinda wonder if they just fixed stuff up whenever they broke something...

[ a fanged grin: ]

Tᴀᴛᴀʀᴀ's ᴏɴᴇ sᴛɪᴘᴜʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛʟʏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ I ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʜᴀᴠɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴜᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴀʀʀɪᴠᴇᴅ ʜᴇʀᴇ.

[ so. probably? ]

Makes sense. Wouldn't be surprised if the Northern wizards kept wreckin' stuff as collateral damage.

[ Just based off what he's seen. ]

Nᴏᴡ, ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴏғ ᴜs?

Aғᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴇ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ sᴏ ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ...

[ consider: of all the major Incidents in the manor, not a single one was initiated by a North.

unless you count Solomon cooking crimes or Ahito getting taken hostage, but. ]

I meant the ones 'fore us. Though if what I've heard is right, Solomon's cookin' is its own category of incident.

Sᴏ I'ᴠᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴀs ᴡᴇʟʟ. I sᴜᴘᴘᴏsᴇ ɪᴛ's ʟᴜᴄᴋʏ ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ᴛʀʏ ᴛᴏ ғᴇᴇᴅ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ Aᴋɪʀᴀ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʟʟ...

[ imagine the Incident that would make for. ]

[y'all don't magically fix your problems/explosions as they happen? sounds fake, man.]

[ explain the kitchen then, Solomon. ]

[He fixed it when he was done exploding it, it's fine! Just ask Shinji. :)]

[Dragons really do get to have all the fun around here. He would totally spectate and maybe think about what a betting ring for this would look like, just offhand.]