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[troublereduction]

[ I mean. Day also agrees this is at least mildly horrifying, but he knows like, almost everyone here isn't feeling very charitable after tonight's shitshow and the man's attitude, so instead puts forward a different compelling argument: ]

...Wait, we didn't ask him how the hell he knew 'bout Oz.

[ Because didn't they all keep their mouths shut about him being in the castle? ]

[fallingsand]

Well, he's a shrimp in a jar now, soooo... too bad? I guess?

[ See, this is why they shouldn't be turning people into shrimp! ]

[fellheart]

I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ sᴛᴜᴄᴋ ᴀs ᴀ ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ I ᴛʀᴀɴsғᴏʀᴍ, ɴᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ I? Sᴜʀᴇʟʏ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ʜɪᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴡɪᴛʜ ғᴀᴄᴜʟᴛɪᴇs ɪɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ...

[ we turn him human again and all the man can say is 'clauncher claunch'— ]

[fallingsand]

But that's normal for you, not a... normal guy.

[fellheart]

Tʜᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪᴛ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ʀᴇᴠᴇʀsɪʙʟᴇ— ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴡᴇ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ Wᴇsᴛᴇʀɴ ᴡɪᴢᴀʀᴅ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ.

[ well. in theory.

looks at what the clown car convention of westies is getting up to now, ]

[troublereduction]

We could un-shrimp him.

[ That's what transformation magic is for! ]

Can we get him back to bein' a person so we can interrogate him one last time or somethin'?

[fallingsand]

You'll have to ask a Western wizard. The best I can do is turn myself into a woman.

[ He has no idea what would happen if he tried un-shrimping someone, so! ]

[troublereduction]

[ Thankfully Urianger is on it.

Now to find out if they'll regret unshrimping this man. ]