[Nonplussed, not quite true but also not quite not true, either. He is just being annoying because he is a teenager who may be a little hungry but will only commit cannibalism under rockier conditions.
Anyway. The shrimp is now in a jar smelling strongly of strawberries. This does not help the peckishness.]
Besides, this is easier than having to watch a guy all the time.
[...All right, all right, he'll help Bruno out. Though being put in timeout as a shrimp is like, the least cruel and unusual punishment Victor could be receiving right now.]
Cid, pray revert him to his original form or I shall do so myself. We have not finished questioning him.
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[Nonplussed, not quite true but also not quite not true, either. He is just being annoying because he is a teenager who may be a little hungry but will only commit cannibalism under rockier conditions.
Anyway. The shrimp is now in a jar smelling strongly of strawberries. This does not help the peckishness.]
Besides, this is easier than having to watch a guy all the time.
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Cid, pray revert him to his original form or I shall do so myself. We have not finished questioning him.
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Hey, you.
[Cid raises the jar with the shrimp, points a finger at it, annnnd—]
2/2 mild body horror??
He lightly rattles the jar, which is probably pretty threatening to something a few inches long.]
Now, you answer questions properly, and we’ll get the rest of you back. Got it?
[SMILE. He hands the jar-shrimpman to Urianger without ceremony.]
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bruh. ]
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...I see.
[ I'm crying ]
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What.]
By the Twelve, Cid, what hast thou wrought?
[AN-Y-WAY, he's going to take the horrifying man-faced shrimp out of the jar and properly turn him back into an actual person.
Seven Hells.]
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Well! That was horrifying, ]
You wanna ask Urianger, or should I?
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[He is not immune to the big sad old man eyes.]
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[Aw. But it’s okay, he’s already made as much effort as he is ever going to make for information extraction and so he’s washed his hands of it.
May the former shrimp fellow live shortly and not prosper. Teheh.]
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Thanks, Urianger...
[ ur a real bro ]
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Thou art welcome.
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Dios mío, Cid! That's even worse than before!
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—Oof.
[ THAT'S PRETTY HORRIFYING CAN YOU NOT ]
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[Sorry but you can't improve an ugly mug even if you polish the shell. That's definitely what everyone has a problem with.]