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lunaecalamitas2024-05-29 07:43 pm
Teenagers Scare the Living Shit Out Of Me etc. etc.
[Characters passing by the bulletin board may notice a new message tacked to it!]
Drinking party at the bar at 8pm. Under 21 only. Adults will be persecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Fun and games included, party hats optional. Don’t be late!
[Sure enough, there’s a gathering of teens (and maybe some not-so-teens?) to be found in the bar! While the posting mentions this is a teen only event, adults are in fact allowed as long as they are cool. OOCLY please be aware there are going to be teens drinking alcohol and possibly smoking! Also additionally, please let the teens/players have fun; again, adults are allowed but only if they’re cool enough to play along without snitching them out!
All party game top levels are going to be made under Ahito’s account but please assume ICly that Akira instigated/explained them! Once the game toplevels are up you can also post your own toplevels to mingle freely if you like IDK IT’S A PARTY HAVE FUN]
[Sure enough, there’s a gathering of teens (and maybe some not-so-teens?) to be found in the bar! While the posting mentions this is a teen only event, adults are in fact allowed as long as they are cool. OOCLY please be aware there are going to be teens drinking alcohol and possibly smoking! Also additionally, please let the teens/players have fun; again, adults are allowed but only if they’re cool enough to play along without snitching them out!
All party game top levels are going to be made under Ahito’s account but please assume ICly that Akira instigated/explained them! Once the game toplevels are up you can also post your own toplevels to mingle freely if you like IDK IT’S A PARTY HAVE FUN]

had less than a thousand siblings
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Surely he's having them on.]
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[ listen don't judge him, judge his father. ]
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Anyway he's drinking, but]
I don't envy your parents' birthday calendar.
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That would assume my father kept any track of us at all, which he doesn't. Even though we all have the same hair and eye color as him, he doesn't recognize his kids most of the time.
His wives keep count though, at least over their own children.
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But then, he brightens up when he realizes: ]
Technically, I do have more than that in the sense that all angels and demons are God’s children.
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Technically.
...fine. But isn't that just metaphorical?
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Seriously?
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[ look he's not actually impressed by this either, but you use what you have. ]
There's a whole battle royale to weed out some of us when we turn twelve.
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Just for that, he goes behind the bar to take a swig directly from the bourbon bottle. ]
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[ there's a reason he's been drinking beer and not anything hard tonight! sure they can both have basically a shot of bourbon, he's gonna swipe the bottle for his share.
it totally is cheating though. ]
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nm it's/3
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What, exactly, counts as a "sibling" in this hypothetical? Shared genes, or is it a more cultural idea of a sibling?
[he has to ask because gazes in catpeople...]
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then takes a drink. ]
I suppose it doesn't count if there's no shared genetics even if there's a shared point of origin.
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Define point of origin. A creator?
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[Too smart for a therianthrope, and yet has therianthrope traits. Scary, scary.
Khun would totally be a fox-type, though. Probably.]
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[ ???
actually SIU sees him as a fox so cid's winning here. ]
But why would that matter?
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Why is that somehow some of the least surprising shit I’ve heard about you at this point…
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Bruno said I seemed like an only child.
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[He does drink, however.]
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[And yep, Phil is absolutely taking a drink for this one.]
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[ gazes at ginger! ]
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Jing Yuan takes a sip whilst looking extremely bewildered like how? He hears the answers so it does not become audible, but still??? ]
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